Oh, it was the most frightful day! I thought I was going to LOSE MY DARLING BOY! I was in the middle of making dinner when I heard your screams... you were bitten by a snake when you went to take a leak in the woods!! On your penis!!! My poor baby!!! There was only one thing I could do - what ANY mother would do under the circumstances. There was no time to take you to the hospital or call a doctor. I had to extract the poisonous venom myself. To the very last drop!