Hello sir, I’m afraid I have some bad news… your test results are in… I’m afraid it’s worse than we thought…Huh??? No it’s not about removing that permanent chastity cage, were never gonna be able to help you get that thing off, nor would we want to… it’s not that… it’s something else… I’m afraid you have 2 weeks to live.But if you really wanna your last bit of total humiliation… I might be able to arrange it…I could have some of the hot nurses meet you out by the hospital trash dumpster and pelt you with spit for a full hour or so… would ya like that?Actually … since I really feel sorry for a dying man… I’ll make this super thrilling for you and max out every card you have, ok loser?