I’ve met my share of creepy worthless dudes but you losers take the cake. Staring in to the screen with your eyes all glossy, listening to the lull of my sweet voice as I tell you all the horrible truths you long to hear. You’re gross and dirty. You could never stimulate me or any other woman… and I don’t even want to hear about you touching yourself anymore, because thats MY D!CK NOW and you only touch it when I say. Got it?? Email me at the second your chastity begins, because I’m taking my dick ownership seriously bitches