When you first got married, I’m sure it was such bliss. Then things slowly began to change.. You thought you’d tell her about your little “kinks” but you never did and now you don’t think you ever can. So when you found me, it just fit so perfectly. My intense beauty, commanding presence, my amazing intelligence.. everything that you’ve ever wanted. Who cares about your wife? You’ve already forgotten her as you have eyes only for me.