Oh, you naughty little boy… what are you doing? Something secret? Something behind mommy’s back? I didn’t know you were quite that grown up…. mommy didn’t know you’re such a BIG boy. That’s okay… keep touching it. Keep rubbing it. Keep holding it. For mommy. Just wrap those little fingers around and squeeze. What a shame it would’ve been if mommy never had the chance to tell you how to do it right. Do you know what you’re really supposed to do? You’re supposed to lick it… taste it… eat it… dip in and swallow it down. Yes, you are… for mommy.