I knew that we were finally going to fuck last night. I mean we have been dating for some time now and the time was right. It started out great as we began to make out and grope each other. And then you took off your underwear and I could see that I was going to be disappointed. You put your little penis in and I couldn’t even feel it. You have the smallest penis I’ve ever seen. And it’s a shame because I really like you. I really wanted to keep you around.