As if your life is not embarrassing enough.. you've now become a toilet polisher. Did you think I was going to let you use the toilet brush to clean my toilet? No way, you'll use your tongue and teeth if need be. There is plenty of dirty and disgusting things on this toilet. You will ingest every morsel on the bowl, on the rim, everywhere. Your new title is "toilet polisher" and I will use this whenever I feel like it.