Look what we have here. You thought you could sneak away from camp to go jerk one off in the bushes. I see the way you've been looking at me while we’ve been out hiking and camping together. You just can't resist staring at my glistening body out here in the hot sun. Even back at camp, I could tell you had a hard on while you were staring at me. Well I'll be nice. You can jerk one off while I'm standing here. I know you're not getting any from you wife. All this time you've been camping with her and I haven't heard a peep from your tent. It's too bad really. I feel kind of sad for you. So go ahead, start jerking out here in the desert.