Your work performance has been suffering lately and I think I may know why. As your boss, it’s my job to make sure you’re able to stay on task. You haven’t been getting laid lately, have you? No need to be embarrassed! It’s actually quite common for office employees who work long hours. I think I may have just the solution! I propose a weekly lunch meeting. One where I “assist” you in your orgasms. You’re to take that little bottle of on my desk and use it as an enhancement to our little session. This is just what you’re missing, isn’t it? Now pull it out, get those ready and let your boss work her magic! You’ll soon be my 1 employee once again!