We arrive back at my house from the worst date I’ve had in a long time. You weasel your way into my house, claiming you have to go to the bathroom. When you emerge, your idiot brain seems to think its time to fuck. Yeah, right. Wait a minute, is your dick hard? I can see it through your pants. Oh my GOD you are so pathetic. I feel bad for you, I can’t believe you thought this was going well. Its pretty hilarious if you ask me. Your sad puppy eyes are so amusing, I decide to throw you a bone. I pull out my tits and give you 5 minutes to jerk your cock off, laughing at your frantic strokes. Those 5 minutes are counting down quickly you’d better hurry up. Just as time is almost up, I suddenly cover myself and decide I’M DONE and so are you. You’re so worked up with no release but you’ll have your hand all to yourself as soon as you get home.