I know you come here to watch these videos every night. Do you have to sneak away to get privacy? Of course you do. And you need to just admit it, you know that you’re cheating on her with me emotionally, right? You keep checking for my updates or to see what I’m doing when you know you’re supposed to be taking care of her and paying attention to her. But she’s not good for you and she’s never going to compare to me. She is never going to be as pretty as me or as smart as me or know how to get inside of your head like I do. We are just completely different and she can’t fulfill you like I can. She can’t give you what you need, she can’t make you happy.