Hey, honey. I have a really busy day of shopping planned today but… I’m super horny! Hehehe… So, I was thinking that tonight would be a great night for me to get fucked really long and HARD! Mmmm, sounds good, right? Good. So, it’ll be up to you to find me a man to fuck. You didn’t think I was going to fuck you, did you? Gross! You’re only good for doing chores and paying the bills. Now listen up because I have a lot of criteria that you’ll need to keep in mind in your quest for finding me a hot new boyfriend to fuck tonight!