Just a routine prostate exam, nothing to be nervous about. I slide on my latex gloves and give you a hospital gown to wear. Make sure you leave the back open, ok? You thought I was just going to use my fingers, didn’t you? I really need to collect a big sperm sample for my research. You don’t mind me trying some alternate methods, do you? Let’s try a few of these prostate massagers. It’s normal to feel aroused when I stimulate your prostate. You really seem to be enjoying this. How about something bigger? It’s not like you have a choice. You’d be too ashamed to tell anyone what happened to you…