Do you know how I know youu2019re a bonafide u201cboob guy?u201d Because youu2019re always staring at my tits; duh. But really; who can blame you? Theyu2019re gorgeous. Theyu2019re captivating, and especially when I push them together right in front of your face, they beguile you. Youu2019re helpless to resist them. I use them against you. They make you stupid. They make you mine. And because of all these reasons, they are, what I would consider, some of my most- valuable assets. ,