I explain to Robyn that slaves can be used as nothing more than furniture if you want. They have to just lay there - for days at a time if you want - and let you sit on them literally likefurniture. And it is SO much better than real furniture- cuz its soft and always warm underneath you! And its fun to play with its air supply too LOL. So we take turns sitting on this losers face until it gasps and begs for air. (Which usually gets it a slap in the face- it was embarrassing me in front of my friend!!)