Dirty tube socks. Look at how dirty they are! They are so stained and dirty from all the years of wearing them in my boots during winter. I bet you would just love to have them in your face, wouldn t you? To take in their sweaty smelly aroma.They are so stinky. You should just worship them. Worship these stinky, dirty tube socks.You want to be my dirty sock slave, don t you? ,